Sharity Surfin’ presents… Inadmissible Metal
kilby on November 22nd, 2009 at 4:29 am
Artist: VA
Album: Sharity Surfin’ presents Ridiculous Metal
Genre: *** Grind-Core, Death Metal, Noise, Doom, Black Metal
Anyone who has ever got into any death metal has all heard the ridiculous low growling lyrics, even sometimes with too many gay effects to sound possessed & demonic. The tracks here take this to an entire different planet. Hell, to be honest, I don’t see how 90% can even have lyrics. The growls sound like belching and the high screams literally sound like the street whistle sound you would here in some gay C&C Music factory track. Don’t believe me? Just listen to the first track below. But, as ashamed I should be to say this… I f@cking love it.
By the numbers: the following album mentions the following things in the song title and/or band name – Fucking/Procreation/ Sodomy/ Cum – 8; Blood/Guts – 6; Cunt/Vagina/Anus – 5; Satan – 1; The Pope – 1.
Carnal Diafragma – Teletrambus
CumGun – Vaginal Compost (from Suck The Guts From My Slut)
Festerguts – Besmeared with Blood & Viscera (Dethklok?)
And lastly, Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis is an actual band (the world’s longest band name!), not me trying to read a band name in the overused metal font that looks more like shattered glass than letters.
Download Admissible Metal Here. (101MB – 26 Tracks & Artwork – formated for ipod music library)
CuntWorm – Emptiness within Decay
Amok – Geitehelvete
Birdflesh – CoffinFucker
Anaal Nathrakh – Between Shit & Piss We Are Born
Dahmer – Emportez Votre Race (fucking incredible)
Anal Cunt – Siege
CumBeast Pre-Burial Pope Molestation
Deicide – Dead by Dawn
Rotten Sound – Maggots
Devourment – Tomb of Scabs
Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis – Azoospermia
(*intro NSFW)
Dying Fetus – Skull Fucked
Mortician
Excrementory Grindfuckers – Beds are Grinding (Midnight Oil)
Horna – Black Metal Sodomy
Excrementory Grindfuckers – Excrementory Grindfuckers Open the Stomachs of Natural Born Anus & Strangle Them with It
Gorgoth – Procreating Satan
Nasum – Think
Govanon – God of the Tyrants
Horror of Horrors – Bleed with Us
Necrophagist – Dismembered Self-Immolation
Phazm – Forest Recipe
Pyaemia – Sugar Spiced Anus
***So I may get some genre arguments with this one, which I don’t care to respond to. (Yes, there is probably a track or two that would be classified as noise or punk before ‘Metal’).
** Audio use is for preview listening purposes only, all tracks can be found (for extremely cheap) via itunes, legalsounds.com as well as CD purchases through a number of online music stores. Any persons involved in the writing and.or production can contact me (kilby@knifefightingjesus.com) and links will be removed if desired.
3 Comments
kilby | November 23rd, 2009 at 5:30 pm
you mean mall metal? or noise death metal? real metal became lame as soon as there were actual lyrics… Then its was just “i love pussy” and “i can kick your ass” in every fucking track. weak.
Beezard | November 23rd, 2009 at 11:00 pm
I like Maiden and Slayer. just about everything else is totally faggotronic.
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everything i hate about modern metal, distilled.