Alpha-1 Antitrypsin Deficiency From Taco Bell
PJ Peters on December 23rd, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Advanced Popodiodomycosis
I used to have Alpha-1 Antitrypsin Deficiency. I contracted it around 1996 after eating a Bacon Cheeseburger Burrito and drinking a fountain Pepsi at the same time. My doctors told me it was a hereditary disease that was triggered by a chemical reaction between the special sauce in the Bacon Cheeseburger Burrito and the Pepsi. When the special sauce and Pepsi came into contact with one another in my mouth, a gas formed and I unknowingly inhaled it. Two weeks later, I developed what I later found out to be coccidiodomycosis. The coccidiodomycosis mutated into what doctors misdiagnosed as Alpha-1 Antitrypsin Deficiency. I lived with this misdiagnosed disease for almost 8 years until I was rediagnosed with the condition I have today. My friends call it Poopjaw.
5 Comments
Beezard | December 23rd, 2008 at 10:11 pm
shouldn’t you be building a nail bomb for Jesus somewhere?
Beezard | December 23rd, 2008 at 10:27 pm
huh?! judger!
kilby | December 23rd, 2008 at 10:41 pm
didn’t i see that pic on ogrish a couple years back? failed suicide attempt or something…
kilby | December 23rd, 2008 at 10:41 pm
it’s whats for dinner
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Oh my gawd that looks just delicious! Have you ever had aborted fetus? It’s getting cheaper now that Obama’s in.