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Happy Life Day

billyocean on December 24th, 2009 at 12:00 am

Happy Life Day Everyone! Time for another annual KFJ celebrity payoff, Im here to wish you gals a wonderful holiday. Last years post ended up costing me $1.4 million thanks in part to hundreds of Star Wars fans ratting me out to George Lucas about the similarities between Episode IV and my #1 hit music video “Loverboy”. And to those involved my Xmas wish is that you douchebags suffer the same fate of Greedo.

Maybe everyone refused to remind him of the 1978 network special trainwreck “Star Wars Holiday Special“. If Lucas actually cared about the integrity of his dork series he should have had Bea Arthur, Harvey Korman, Art Carney & The (Holographic) Jefferson Starship frozen in carbonite for good.
Your non-stop miracle,

PS – Chewbacca’s wife Malla? I hit that ass. Unfortunately he refused to get an abortion (against the Wookie code of conduct) and got stuck with the metally retarded half-breed kid as well as a hefty child-support payment. (You would believe how much those dumb ass Wookies eat.)