Scandals!

Deadbeat Kilby: The Shame That Is Upon Us

Burnvictim on November 27th, 2009 at 3:35 pm

We at KFJ would love to apologize for the misactions of one of our staffers in the procreation department.  He has fathered at least 7 children out of wedlock–and that’s only on known worlds.  The really f’ed up part:  he’s not paying a dime of child support.  It almost makes us sick enough to scratch his face off 25 KFJ dollar bills.  Here are a few of the faces that have brought shame upon our site.

kilby's illegitimate kids

Jessandra and Debboraqua

space baby

The first Kilby born in Space.

Li'l Skilby

Li'l Skilby

"One day I will find you and kill you, father."

"One day I will find you and kill you, father."

Dollface

Dollface

Another Kilby is on the way...

Another Kilby is on the way...

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Jared BooksBeezard | November 28th, 2009 at 2:37 pm

I think if Skott Kelby can’t hang with the big dogs he should stay the fuck on the porch…

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