Sports, as the great cosmic redeemer, proves that Katrina was more of a tragedy then being born in a place as pointless as Indiana.

Beezard on February 8th, 2010 at 11:30 am

The worst shit hole in America award.

Sports has managed to redeem the sweet poetic lie of cosmic justice once again, as another fairy tale ending plays out on the big stage.  New Orleans finally makes good, several years after the tragedy of Katrina proved just how stupid it was to build a city on the coast below sea level.

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BHM Special! Part 2 : Vintage Movie Radio Promos

galactopoureco on February 6th, 2010 at 12:30 pm

Special Thanks to Bedazzled Blogs




Enjoy 54 hilarious classic Blaxploitation Movie Promos! Catch Part 3 Next Thursday:   The Men Underneath the Fro’

Amazing Grace
 

Spook who sat by the Door
 

Monkey Hustle
 

3 Tough Guys
 

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I’ve Got My Bruce Willis Out For Snowmageddon

PJ Peters on February 5th, 2010 at 8:53 pm

Just because you are snowed-in doesn’t mean you can’t go out spotting. In fact, the snow makes it easier to spot hot chicks!

The storm of a lifetime has barely started and I already have several confirmed spots.

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James Cameron, Eat Your Heart Out

kilby on February 3rd, 2010 at 7:06 am

No CGi.
No goofy Smurf/JarJar Binks/Thundercat looking hybrids.
No over the top budget.

At 1:20 the Whip swinging sound is identical to the Rags, the Robotic Dog from Sleeper.

(And although it still isn’t as ‘dramatic’ as the orginial Dead or Alive ending… embedded inside for the few unprivileged virgins out there)

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Grappy Hounddog’sDay

Old Man Withers on February 2nd, 2010 at 9:21 pm

I had a special vision today.  When I woke up and went for a walk in the little safe controlled area of the home they keep me in, I saw my shadow, just a-lying there on the ground.  Then I remembered what day it was. I can’t take six more hours of winter, let alone months, because my joints will turn into an old rusty bicycle chain.   And so I kicked my shadow but it wouldn’t go away.  Instead it screamed and for a second I thought it might be Brock Obama, but it turned out to be that lazy no good Harkins just a-napping away on the ground like he ain’t got a care in the world.  They say I should have my glasses adjusted, but I had these things from when I was a wee lad so why change now?   Then I hit that dirty Punxsutawney Phil in the head.  That will teach him to layabout.  Then I gave him my glasses.

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BHM Special! Part 1 : 100 Classic Blaxploitation Promos

galactopoureco on February 1st, 2010 at 2:40 am

KnifeFightingJesus proudly presents the first in a 6 post series of unforgettable classic Black media & entertainment. Enjoy 100 of some of the greatest Blaxploitation Movie Posters inside!

Catch Part 2 this Saturday:   Super Bad, Super Black: Can Y’all Dig That? (54 great Blaxploitation Radio Promos)

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Hyman & Mayo’s Space Pop LP “Moon Gas”

kilby on January 30th, 2010 at 12:41 pm

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Artist: Dick Hyman & Mary Mayo
Album: Moon Gas
Genre: Pop, Lounge, Easy Listening, SciFi , Ambient
Similarities:
Bernard Herrmann,  Kaada, Ennio Morricone, Mr.Bungle (Bends)

Space Reflex
 

Maid of the Moon
 

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KFJ Movie Review : The Tooth Fairy

PJ Peters on January 29th, 2010 at 10:11 pm

My Dwayne Johnson is Rock hard over The Tooth Fairy.

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Welcome to tomorrow! Man in Space (with Sounds)

kilby on January 28th, 2010 at 12:59 pm

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Artist: Attilio Mineo (last.fm | SpaceAgePop)
Album: Man in Space with Sounds
Genre: SciFi, Soundtrack, LoFi, Space Pop, Obscuro
Similarities:
Carl Stalling, Bernard Herrmann, Akira Ifukube, Marty Manning, Raymond Scott, Nino Nardini, Dick Hyman

Welcome to Tomorrow!!!

 

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Holy Bridge Collapsing Sh!t!

kilby on January 27th, 2010 at 6:58 pm

Keep your eyes on the unlucky folks stuck in the wrong place at the wrong time.


Dump Truck Destroys Highway Bridge - Watch more Funny Videos


How in the hell could you survive the fall and derbis raining down on you?
Did he/she even HAVE time to shit themselves?

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