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My Punk is Bigger Than Your Punk

Burnvictim on September 3rd, 2010 at 12:35 am


Alley Cats – One More Chance to Survive

 

Ruts – In a Rut

 

Art Attacks – Neutron Bomb

 

Richard Hell & the Voidoids – Love Comes in Spurts

 

Alternative TV – Action Time Vision

 

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Art & Fagots

Old Man Withers on September 2nd, 2010 at 8:59 pm


“I used to think art was strictly for the fagots, but it looks like I’m either wrong, or a fagot, or both.”

– O.M. Withers

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Skeletor gets a root canal, He-Man gets a haircut

galactopoureco on September 1st, 2010 at 3:55 am

Happened to be looking over an article about a He-Man Art Show and stumbled into these jems.Check out more of Kierstens bizarre gems here.

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NASA Lied!

kilby on August 28th, 2010 at 1:47 am

I was told that tonight at 12:30 am EST you could see Jupiter with the naked eye just off to the right of the Moon in the night sky.  I grabbed my trusty Nikon D40x SLR (Lens not attached my ass), Olympus digital point and shoot and was dumbfounded when i saw THIS!

Let’s take a closer look at this gas giant, shall we?  This could mean either some albino thought it would be ha-ha funny to leave a public hair in my lens or Michio Kaku has been blowing smoke up my ass on The Universe.

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Hitler Quote Taints Thousands of Copies of Mein Kampf

Burnvictim on August 27th, 2010 at 3:52 pm

A slightly pixelated image of the evil dictator, so as not to offend.

Publishers are recalling thousands of copies of Mein Kampf today after discovering several quotes from Hitler hidden amidst its many pages.  “This really ruins the whole spirit of the book,” Max Broschtplunker told our keen-witted reporters.  “I was hoping that we could send copies of Kampf out to schools all over the nation.  Now that this has come to light, nobody will touch them.”  When asked how they could have been so oblivious for nearly 90 years, Broschtplunker and other publishers claimed “it was an honest mistake.”

They also added that the Hitler-free editions should be available before Christmas.

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Please Bear with Us!

admin on August 27th, 2010 at 1:00 am

I guess it’s true, you only know how many people check your site when something goes wrong with it.  Got some Sharity Surfin fan emails wondering about a couple dead links from older posts. We are currently correcting some file transferring issues we encountered after changing hosts last week and hope to have everything corrected very soon!

Godspeed,

KFJ Staff

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Five for Friday
This is Pop (Yeah, Yeah!)

Burnvictim on August 27th, 2010 at 12:35 am


18 Karate Gold  – Dr. Stein (5%)

 

Crabby Appleton – Go Back

 

Faust – The Sad Skinhead

 

Cherie Currie – Call Me at Midnight

 

Blondie – X Offender

 

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What I Learned at Rehab.

Their Heads Were The Same on August 25th, 2010 at 10:16 pm

As several, or most, or all of you know, I have had the pleasure of a small handful of vaykays at locally celebrated inpatient residential facilities.  As a small aside, I would like to add that  I regret I was unavailable for “Food Week”, because the hot dog sammiches served at Hope House really deserve some recognition.

That is to say, recognizing that they are actually shit tubes.  Prior to ingesting them, preferably.

Anyway, my salient information from the field is thus:

One finds, within a rehab scenario, that the ratio of Steely Dan fans to normal people is drastically greater than said ratio elsewhere.

If one were to, say, attend a community meeting and actually quote Steely Dan lyrics (with appropriate references, of course), one would be looked at like a… well, one would be looked at.  Probably for the duration of the meeting.

But:  If one stands up, impromptu, at any given assembly of rehab folk, and proclaims, in earnest:  ”I learn to work the saxophone…”, I guarantee at least twenty percent of those in attendance will stand in turn, and regard you with teary-eyed wonder.

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Sharity Surfin’ crossed the century mark (kinda)! Let’s get it on!

kilby on August 24th, 2010 at 12:57 am

I had no idea we wasted away this much time already… 2 years and 100 f@$king noisy, bizarre audio armageddon posts later, and somehow it’s still floating.  At least floating as well as some hobos loaf clogged up in an off-ramp public restroom toilet. And we wouldn’t want it any other way.  So what are you waiting for?  Take those pants off goddammit!


Artist:
Les Vibrations
Album: Erotheque
Genre: Stag Scores, Lounge, Soundtracks, Cover Album
Similarities: Ween (Yeah that’s right, WEEN), Serge Gainsbourg, Pierre Bachelet, Morricone, Air

70s. Foreign. Sex. Movies. Sweat. Hair. Lots and lots of hair.

La Prima Volta
 

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No one wants to play Sega with Harrison Ford

galactopoureco on August 23rd, 2010 at 1:52 am

Where was this shit when we suffered in Art class?

by Brandon Bird (official site | wiki | shop)
also see The Anguish, Lazy Sunday Afternoon & Man of Tomorrow

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